Office: Hollow Bay

有人能跟 facilities 反映一下二楼食堂的咖啡机吗？拿铁出来是温的 😤

Can someone please flag the 2F cafeteria espresso machine to facilities? The lattes come out lukewarm 😤

本周五 11/8 楼宇消防演习，9:30AM 全员撤离至西停车场。请预留 15 分钟。

Building fire drill this Friday 11/8. All-hands evacuation at 9:30AM to the west parking lot. Please budget 15 minutes.

三楼 East Wing 那个一直锁着的会议室 (E3-217) 周日凌晨有人进出，是 facilities 还是？保安拍到三个戴 badge 但没拍到正脸的人。园区已联系。

The locked conference room in 3F East Wing (E3-217) had people going in and out Sunday before dawn — facilities? Security caught three badged figures but couldn't get faces. Campus has been notified.

食堂偶遇了一个之前在 Sutskever-shape startup 做安全研究的朋友——他说 Tema BD 上个月给他们整个 cap table 报了 8 figures 试图整体收购，被拒了。然后 Tema 转头把他们 CEO/cofounder Daniel Gross 单独签过来了，连他们的 VC 基金 NFDG 都买了一部分股权。

"我们卖产品，不卖人"——他原话。下午 Lab-Δ rail 那边新挂的工牌里就有 DG 的影子。剧本是真的写好了。

Ran into a friend in the cafeteria — used to do safety research at a Sutskever-shaped startup. He said Tema BD lobbed 8 figures at their full cap table last month trying to buy the whole company, got turned down. Then Tema turned around and signed their CEO/cofounder Daniel Gross solo, and even picked up some equity in their VC fund NFDG.

"We sell products, not people" — his exact words. By that afternoon there was a DG-shaped silhouette on a new badge over by the Lab-Δ rail. The script is written, alright.